William H. Bonney: You remember the stories John use to tell us about the the three chinamen playing Fantan? This guy runs up to them and says, “Hey, the world’s coming to an end!” and the first one says, “Well, I best go to the mission and pray,” and the second one says, “Well, hell, I’m gonna go and buy me a case of Mezcal and six whores,” and the third one says “Well, I’m gonna finish the game.” I shall finish the game, Doc.

“An unidentified person snook into the graveyard and wrote only one word : PALS

William H. Bonney: Hello Bob!

[Shoots Deputy Sheriff Bob Ollinger with a rifle that has eighteen dimes instead of bullets]

William H. Bonney: “Goodbye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent.


[William Shakespeare]

Jose Chavez Y Chavez: When troubles come, they come not single spies but in battalions.

H.C Hauge-Rasmussen